Second Bond Girl Reveals Superfluous Body Parts, Childhood Spent in Fridge

Now that the Communist Party has gone after Bond girl Olga Kurylenko for becoming “movie kept girl of capitalist super stud,” the actress has been freed to divulge all about her humble, Socialist upbringing. Just how humble was it? Well, as Kurylenko tells Jimmy Kimmel, she was kept locked in a fridge until she reached maturity (in Soviet Russia, you see, fridge owns you).

Then, when pressed by Kimmel about injuries suffered while making the film, Kurylenko one-upped her co-star Gemma Arterton by claiming she lost not just a superfluous sixth finger but a third arm as well! Hmmm, a third arm… there’s gotta be a 007 sexual innuendo in there somewhere…

• Jimmy Kimmel Live [ABC]