Russell Brand Loves Air Sex…

I realise Russell Brand is a cheeky sexy monkey with a notorious libido, but I cannot help but feel the following news story is completely made up. After all, why would Russell become obsessed with something called “air sex” when there are thousands of ladies around the globe who would happily offer their receptacle services?

Russell Brand has reportedly become obsessed with ‘air sex’. The British comic has taken to the Japanese craze which sees fully clothed men simulating sex with an imaginary partner, often in an exaggerated way, and in competitions.

So basically Russell Brand’s spending his spare time humping aimlessly at nothing at all? Suuuuuure. Let’s learn more about “air sex”, shall we?

Russell, 33, has apparently been introduced to this practice by his yoga teacher friend Kazuko Burt, who told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Russell’s been watching YouTube clips of air sex competitions, in which contestants perform the act to music, like air guitar for perverts. And he has been practicing with a variety of invisible partners to music by The Smiths.

There… (grunt)… is a… (grunt)… light that ne-(grunt)-ver… goes… OUT!

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