‘Real Housewife’ Kim Relates Gripping Story of Acquiring Fake Cancer At Chili’s

A Thanksgiving dinner almost seems superfluous after the feast that was last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special. There were almost too many highlights to name, though we’re sure that noted NeNe aficionado Anderson Cooper was squealing when the buxom breakout went flying at adulteress Kim Zolciak, screaming, “CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN! CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN!” (She then had to be sat on to avoid further confrontations.) Still, Kim proved her worth in one head-spinning, wig-justifying anecdote:

When Bravo figurehead Andy Cohen related an email sent by viewer “Murtice, from Oakland” inquiring about Kim’s suspicious hairdo, the Housewife collapsed into a dizzy-making story about how she only had to wear a wig because she had… well, if someone else would like to say “cancer,” then she’ll go with that. However, after milking what little sympathy she could out of a stone-faced, skeptical NeNe, Cohen pressed Kim further, forcing her to relate a breakdown at Chili’s (!) where she discovered that actually, she never had cancer in the first place. It’s a fictional miracle! Videogum’s got the clip:

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Does Not Have Cancer [Videogum]