Prince Talks Religion And Gays: “God Came To Earth And Saw People Sticking It Wherever”

It may seem strange to learn that the man responsible for Darling Nikki is now explaining to journalists why both major US political parties aren’t delivering the Bible goods to the nation as well as he’d like, but that’s exactly what’s happening.

In 2001, Prince Rogers Nelson became a Jehovah’s Witness, and after stewing in the grace of God for the past seven years, he’s now fully qualified to explain to the masses what Jehovah thinks about the gays Are you ready?


He tells the New Yorker magazine, “Here’s how it is: you’ve got the Republicans, and basically they want to live according to this (the Bible). But there’s the problem of interpretation, and you’ve got some churches, some people, basically doing things and saying it comes from here, but it doesn’t.

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And what of the Democrats, Prince?

“And then on the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got blue, you’ve got the Democrats, and they’re, like, ‘You can do whatever you want’. Gay marriage, whatever. But neither of them is right.”

Hmmm. Your thoughts on this complex topic intrigue me, Prince. Please tell me more about these gays you speak of…


When asked about his perspective on social issues including gay marriage and abortion, the singer reportedly tapped a copy of the Bible, adding, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough’.”.

Actually, what Prince really said was “God came 2 earth n saw ppl stickin it whereva n doin it wit woteva n he just cleared it all out. He woz, lik, ‘Enuff’.”

Let’s remember happier, sexier time.

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Comments

  • Danny Haszard

    The big difference between Jehovah’s Witnesses and Christians is that the Watchtower Society’s central core creed proclaims Jesus second coming in October 1914.

    They sometimes try to obscure this failed prophecy,and say that he came ‘invisibly’.Yes,all other Christains are awaiting Jesus return,the JW say he ALREADY came back in 1914 and is only working through their Watchtower society.

    Jehovah’s Witnesses have lost membership in all countries with major internet access because their false doctrines and harmful practices are exposed on the modern information superhighway.
    The Watchtower is a truly Orwellian world.

    Danny Haszard http://www.dannyhaszard.com

  • Danny Haszard

    Pop star-Prince ‘denounces’ homosexuality

    NEWS-Jehovah’s Witnesses fundy hypocrisy,using celebrity Prince to promote their organization.

    Homosexuality is prevalent at the ‘all men’s’ Bethel Watchtower center in New York.
    (Google *Jehovah’s Witnesses Watchtower homosexuality*)

  • Ryan

    Seperation of church and state? What’s that?
    Maybe he should consider that their are other religions in the world, the erasure of things like witchcraft from the Bible by the church, oh and the fact that he’s in a bat shit crazy cult.

  • Matt

    Forget Prince. I want to hear more from Danny Haszard.

  • grace

    Revelation 12:10 And I heard a loud voice in heaven say:

    “Now have come to pass the salvation and the power and the kingdom of our God and the authority of his Christ, because the accuser of our brothers has been hurled down, who accuses them day and night before our God! 11 And they conquered him because of the blood of the Lamb and because of the word of their witnessing, and they did not love their souls even in the face of death.

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