Oscar Bloggers: Trained Pros or Douches in Clown Suits?

If there’s a hell, it might look, feel and sound like the slapfight between aggrieved Oscar bloggers Patrick Goldstein, David Poland and Tom O’Neil, who today aired their tired tussle for all the world to overlook. But with your awards-season intelligence at stake, you really mustn’t miss a minute of the wheezing action that so influences how Hollywood’s biggest prizes are distributed every year. Your highlight reel follows the jump.