On ‘Persia’ Location With Jake: The Accent! The Coiffure! The Cleavage!

Because there is no morning so terrible that it cannot be rendered less terrible with some one-on-one time with Jake Gyllenhaal in a cleavage-enhancing under-chemise, we bring you this ET footage from the set of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time—a Jerry Bruckheimerian extravaganza the superproducer says will be cinema’s greatest headdress-and-scimitar-heavy triumph since Lawrence of Arabia. If you listen carefully, you can hear smacking sounds coming from the reporter as she gets her first taste of Jake’s “convincing” accent (like the hunky love child of Peter O’Toole and Helen Mirren), then later observes, “There’s been so much buzzz about your physeeque!” There certainly has been—some of it emanating from Defamer HQ as worker drones vigorously rubbed their wings together to this photo. Though it doesn’t open until May 2010, we can hardly wait to check out Jake’s vast array of camel-gadgets.

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