My Dad Cut Me Off, You Dumb Fuck: Courtenay Semel’s turbulent path from press line to welfare line picked up speed this week when her father, former Warner Bros. and Yahoo! boss Terry Semel, reportedly yanked the cash underwriting her lavish, bisexual, epithet-spewing, security guard-thwacking lifestyle. Courtenay is now said to be “freaking out” and looking into reality-show alternatives. We think we have just the series for her, if she doesn’t mind getting roughed up a bit. [NYP, photo via TMZ]