Mothers, Hide Your Children – Salma’s On A Breastfeeding Rampage

Salma Hayek has revealed she’s simply mad about breastfeeding – and the way she talks about it, with the same passion that Pete Doherty might discuss crack pipes, leads me to believe that women nursing babies would do well to clutch their infants a little closer toward them if the actress happens to pass them in the street, as Salma would not hesitate to grab a child and demand that it suckle from her movie star teat in order to achieve her high.

Salma Hayek is addicted to breastfeeding.

The ‘Frida’ actress, who gave birth to daughter Valentina in September 2007, has revealed she can’t bring herself to stop breastfeeding.

And she uses strong words to describe her powerful addiction.

She said: “I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop. It is a very powerful thing, you know.”

Suddenly I’m seeing Salma starring in a remake of The Hand That Rocks The Cradle.

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