‘Miley Day’ Tradition Ends in Bloodshed For Billy Ray Cyrus

We’ve had an early glimpse at the joys to come later this week on The Tyra Banks Show, where the host will spend Friday with birthday girl Miley Cyrus and family at yet another Miley fête hosted by Disney. Beyond the nuggets of insight into Miley’s poo-scrubbing child-labour days (”I worked at this place called Sparkles Cleaning Service and I cleaned houses, I was like 11. … I can clean toilet bowls”), however, the true revelations begin when Tyra corners Billy Ray Cyrus into a discussion of “Miley Day” — a tradition of parental indulgence during which, says Cyrus, “whatever she said she wanted to do that day we was gonna do it, no matter what it was…” We’ll let Billy Ray take it from there in the accompanying video; let it suffice to say they’ll never again be allowed to sit beside each other in church. [Tyra Banks Show]