Kristen Stewart Partakes Of Ancient, Vampire-Summoning Herb
We’re now beginning to get a more complete picture of why Twilight star Kristen Stewart seemed a little glassy-eyed and distracted on a recent Late Show with David Letterman appearance, responding to the increasingly annoyed host’s questions about the film with non sequiturs like, “You know what would be so choice right now? S’mores!”
Surely there’s no harm in combating the pressures of carrying a newly hatched franchise on your shoulders by indulging every now and again in a little medicinal vampirenip (available at a nearby WeHo dispensary in a tightly-packed baggie labelled “Transylvanian Power Skunk”). Our only concern is where all this might eventually lead, as studies have proven time and again that vampires are a notorious gateway-monster. We’d hate to see the talented young actress bent over a glass coffee table a few months from now, chattering on about the wonders of Bumble and Bumble hair conditioner at a 4 a.m. werewolf-blow party.
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How dare you or any other media source badmouth Kristen. Yeah, sure… she is a bit uptight and uneasy during interviews, but thats just her personality. She does not deserve this treatment by the public, she has worked to hard on Twilight and is a great person. So sorry she isnt a full of herself bitch or disney like miley cyrus.
Yuck. I feel disgusted that this site is Aussie. Right now i feel ashamed to be one.
whoa Hayley! you need to chill. or jump back to the fan forums.
I dont think its fair to talk about her in such ways either,
however, i think she’s setting a terrible example by smoking dope like that, especially coz twilight is a movie aimed at teens…