Hottest Hollywood Scab Tyler Perry Gives In, Opens Studio to WGA

It took four fired writers, a Will Smith-defied picket line, an open letter from Tina Fey (among others), and an intervention by the NAACP, but we’re happy to report that the impossible dream has finally landed at Tyler Perry Studios: The mogul is finally coming around to a deal with the WGA.

The Guild sends word today that it reached an agreement with Perry after five months of negotiations, during which a handful of veteran scribes for his series Meet the Browns and House of Payne were terminated for attempting to unionise the staff. The catch? Those writers will not be coming back, according to a WGA release issued late this morning.

But, they added, the mogul “thanked them for their services and wished them well in their future endeavours.” Surely that’s of little comfort to the reeling Tyler Perry Four, who now confront the reality they may never again have the enviable opportunity to mass-produce Madea jokes for a Perry-starved populace. We hope the NAACP negotiators can sleep at night.