Hot Model Has Potential To Be A Hot Model

If you try and tell me that Chadwick manager Martin Walsh’s proclamation that Make Me A Supermodel contestant Shanina is attractive is akin to him pointing out that the sky is blue or the sun is hot, I’ll slap you in the face and tell you to stop being such a smarty pants.

Because this is Defamer Australia, damn it, so we’ve all got to pretend to care about the godforsaken show even though we all know it’s a half-arsed version of Australia’s Next Top Model. We’re just going to have to make the best of the next few minutes/paragraphs and learn the latest make Me A Supermodel gossip before toddling off to find something more interesting to focus on. Okay? Okay

(Martin Walsh) believes there is one model in the field who could very well live up to the title – even putting her in the same category as top model Miranda Kerr. “Shanina has got a great body, a look that would work for lingerie, swimwear and on the catwalk, she’s got it all,” he said.

What a relief!

Although he’s not flattering when it comes to all the contestants…

As a leading model agent who has managed some of Australia’s biggest talents including Megan Gale, (Martin Walsh) says he is already dubious about the real modelling possibilities of one of the finalists – 18-year-old West Australian Chircop.

“Courtney has got a sweet look but she’s not high fashion – and her potential is limited,” Walsh said.

Yeah, well I reckon you’re limited, Martin!

Sorry. Thought I’d feign outrage. Is anybody actually watching this show? I’ve seen it a couple of times. Some dude’s snail trail was getting waxed. And Jackie Frank talked like a robot. It was gripping.

Let’s all go and make a cup of tea now.

PS: Check out the fantastic headline used in the Daily Telegraph article I’m quoting from… You’ll have to forgive me but I’m having trouble locating the part in the piece where Martin Walsh refers to Shanina as “all sex”. But then, I’m an idiot.

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