High on Pot: Roger Ebert’s been on such a unhinged roll as of late (slamming Ben Lyons, posting creationism parodies, and handing out eight-minute reviews) that one may wonder, what’s been eating him? Now, Ebert has taken to his blog with the answer: it’s not what’s eating him, it’s what he’s eating, and what’s he’s eating comes from “The Pot,” a rice cooker that is the recipient of Ebert’s new, 2590-word essay. “We try. We learn. We experiment. When we have absorbed the principle of the Pot, we will find ourselves day-dreaming new combinations.” [Roger Ebert]