Hey, Stephen Baldwin: Time For You To Leave The Country

Earlier this year, noted Republican firebrand Stephen Baldwin vowed to flee the United States if Barack Obama was nominated as the Democrats’ presidential candidate. He apparently got as far as Minnesota before settling down again for the end of the election cycle, but now that Obama has triumphed for the highest office in the land, we would like to personally reaffirm our interest in driving the moving van. How about it, Steve? Or were those crossed fingers not your own quirky variation on Hope, but just another way to get away with a garden-variety campaign lie? Tell us while you pack, why don’t you?