Gordon Ramsay Is Sorry For Diddling The Professional Mistress

Surprise, surprise! Looks like Brand Ramsay is stronger than public revelations celebrity chef Gordon cheated on his wife Tana with a woman who describes herself as a professional mistress, with the sweary Scot apologising to his missus and praying to God his indescretion won’t affect his paycheck. I am assuming that last bit, of course.

Gordon Ramsay has apologised to his wife Tana after admitting he met his alleged mistress at least four times. The couple have now made a pact to keep their marriage together as they brace for more accusations in the coming days.

“I’m so sorry I’ve put Tana through this,” Ramsay told a friend who was quoted in Britain’s Mirror newspaper last night. “I’ve apologised to her and feel absolutely dreadful. I feel I’ve been a fool. She really doesn’t deserve all this grief.”

Of course he feels like a fool – it was the professional mistress who set him up with the tabloids!

The F Word and Hell’s Kitchen star, 42, has been accused of having a seven-year affair with Sarah Symonds, the author of a book for mistresses.

Ms Symonds, 38, has declined to comment but there were claims yesterday that Britain’s News of the World paid her as much as $238,000 for the sting on Ramsay in which he was caught leaving a hotel with her last week.

She was believed to be holed up in a hotel with the paper’s representatives and further claims were expected this weekend.

Any woman who writes a book where she brags about sleeping with the spouses of other folks is probably not the most trustworthy of people, Gordon. Your penis should have known better.

And frankly, it sounds as though his penis was lucky to have survived the experience. The demonisation of Sarah Symonds has begun in the press (hope the money was worth it, miss!), with former lovers stepping up to the plate and sharing their own horror boudoir experiences.

Former bouncer Mark Mendelssohn said he had once had sex with her nine times in seven hours. “I was scared. I could barely walk out of the place,” he said.

Indeed! Sounds like she strapped one on for the occasion. Which may explain her purchasing of amyl before sexy times.

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