George Michael Loves His Face So Much, He’s Ordered A Bling-Covered Copy Of It
If I was George Michael, I’m not sure I’d be spending a million dollars on a replica of my face. Actually, I think he’s spending a million pounds which means it’s worth about seventy billion when converted to the Aussie Dido-dollar – a figure so great I cannot even begin to comprehend it. I mean, really George… is that what you want to waste your hard earned bucks on? When there are so many drugs out there yet to be purchased? But I’m not George Michael, and that’s something I have to live with every day.
George Michael is to pay £1 million for a model of his face.
The ‘Careless Whisper’ singer is planning to splash out on a 24-carat gold and diamond replica of himself after seeing the sculptures on British TV show ‘The Dragons’ Stories’ – a follow-up to entrepreneurial programme ‘Dragons’ Den’.
The words “high” and “too much money” come to mind. This is just like when I spent an entire month’s wages purchasing assorted Time Life collections for my friends because it seemed like a good idea after suckling at a length of hose jammed into the side of a Mount Franklin bottle.
A source revealed: “George is very keen on getting a gold and diamond-encrusted statue of himself. He loves the idea of something so permanent.”
As you would.
Laban Roomes, 39, who created the pieces, said: “These statues sparkle like you wouldn’t believe. They are the perfect Christmas present.”
Yes. For morons. I would like one, please. Christmas is coming up! HINT HINT.
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This is as true as the other tabloid story, claiming that George Michael had supposedly offered famed graffiti artist Banksy £2 million pounds to paint a wall at his £16 Million North London Home. *laugh*
George actually invest a lot of his money in art. His Art Foundation in Dallas has some really impressive pieces.