Former Big Brother Star Krystal Forscutt Is Australia’s Most Beautiful Woman
Yes, Gaelan’s former paramour Krystal Forscutt, a woman who never met a men’s magazine cover she didn’t like, is officially the most beautiful woman in Australia. Okay, there wasn’t a vote or anything, but her brand new manager Max Markson has told us! And he’d know better than anyone!
The lads’ mags favourite and former Big Brother star has a new chaperon to spruik her assets, sorry talents. The pneumatic bikini babe, who can list pop star Kanye West among her admirers, is now handled by Max Markson. She was at the GQ Men of the Year Award Not one to undersell anything, Markson announced his new client as “the most beautiful girl in Australia!”
Well, at the very least, I'm impressed with her ability to turn her time as a big breasted hottie in the Gold Coast Big Brother compound into a genuine career writing for and appearing in assorted gentleman's mags, not to mention starring in the video game Need For Speed: Pro Street!
Let’s learn a little more about her new manager courtesy of his official website bio, shall we?
Max Markson is the manager of stars: Bob Hawke, Ita Butrose, Linda Evangelista, Greg Matthews, Belinda Green, Jack Brabham, Kamahl, Pro Hart, Jane Flemming, “Aussie” Joe Bugner, Dawn Fraser. Granted, some were public names before contact with Markson, but “Maxy baby” helped kept them there. Max proudly proclaims, “I can make anyone a star”, and who’s to argue?
Anyone who refers to themselves as “Maxy baby” in a bio deserves either a medal or a kick in the cock. I haven’t decided. “Maxy baby” also represents Corey Worthington, you know.
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Anyone who thinks airbrushed covers and absurdly artificially inflated plasticised breasts is “beautiful” isn’t worth paying an ounce of attention to.
How does Maxy baby manage the inconveniently deceased Pro Hart?
Definitely a kick in the cock.