Ellen Hoping To Avoid Chris Matthews’ Handsy Hardballs

· Uh—we think we just saw Chris Matthews grab too heaping handfuls of Ellen DeGeneres.
· Heather Locklear was charged with a misdemeanor DUI. The complaint alleges she was driving under the influence of drugs; “to wit: prescription medications.” The florid language didn’t end there, as the filing went on to state “that which we call OxyContin by any other generic name would impair as sweetly; Heather! Doff thy name, and for that name which if no part of thee, takest while riding most heavy of machineries.”
· Having trouble figuring out what today’s TRL finale means for a nation at historical crossroads? Idolator explains.
· The first reviews of Australia from Down Under suggest it has “has international blockbuster written all over it,” and “is certainly not one destined to be a classic.”
· Yes, we all know Prince told The New Yorker he doesn’t approve of “people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever,” over a nice plate of soup. But what kind of soup? Starfish and Coffee soup? Cream of AwwoooooooahHundalasiliah soup? Turns out it was just carrot, but BWE.tv let their imaginations run wild.