Did Cindy McCain Take Styling Tips From Alfred Hitchcock’s Blondes?

An eagle-eyed political observer noticed a few uncanny similarities between First Lady hopeful Cindy McCain and those victimised blondes populating so much of Alfred Hitchcock’s work. We can’t say we disagree, though if the natural next step requires Mrs. McCain to race through the Arizona desert tonight with a few thousand stolen dollars from her husband’s campaign, we’d urge her to skip the shower when she stops for a rest.

• Is Cindy McCain a Hitchcock Blonde? [Gabe's Declaration of Principles]