Defamer Instant Reactions to Madonna’s Astroturf Dress From Last Night

By Kyle Buchanan on November 21, 2008 at 2:27 AM

· Finally, we’ve learned “what happened to Andrae”: he’s been busy watering his dress from Season 2 of Project Runway.


· When told she would be attending Gucci’s Tattoo Heart Collection launch event, Madonna instead heard, “Gucci’s Skin-a-Muppet Fantasyland Spectacular.”

· Madonna dares to push the envelope with her latest, sexually provocative reinvention as a furry.

· A-Rod likes ‘em hairy. Actually, hairier.

· Weedwhacker, Guy, weedwhacker.

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