Britney Admits Her Marriage Was The Sort of Mistake Even Autotune Can’t Fix

Now that a sober, nicely-weaved Britney Spears has had time to peruse her own Wikipedia entry, she’s finally coming to grips with the things she barely remembers doing in a misty haze of Red Bull, Benzos, and Hot Pocket chicken fajitas. “What the hell was I thinking?” she once asked, and now, in a new clip from Britney: For the Record, she applies that question to her short-lived marriage to Kevin Federline. Sadly, in news that will surely dash hopes of a reconciliation, she admits that both Federline and his kick game were ridiculous. “I think I married for all the wrong reasons,” she says. “I just did it because…for just, like, the idea of everything.” Let this be a lesson: even though the fantasy of two souls exchanging vows in customised Juicy Couture “pimp” sweatpants is compelling, it’s no reason to be hasty. Clip after the jump!