BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Not Dead, Says Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus hackers continue to represent one of the fastest-growing segments of the American tech sector, returning to haunt the Disney superstar once again over the weekend. This time around, however, the ambitious intruder bypassed Miley’s generically scandalous shirt-chomping escapades in favour of spreading the much more dire gossip that she was dead. Spoiler alert: She’s not! But that doesn’t mean she won’t seek vengeance anyway.

E! saw through the stunt, blowing a golden opportunity to welcome Miley’s ghost to last night’s Daily 10. Instead, host Michael Yo gave the whole game away from the start, prompting a gaping incredulity that Miley’s BFF Mandy soon mitigated with her urgent MySpace update: “MILEY IS OK!! Some1 hacked our youtube account.” Miley is naturally shocked, and the search is on to track down the culprit, despite investigators’ lengthening list of suspects with both opportunity and motive. We’d look closely at Disney ourselves; Bolt can’t rocket to number one this weekend on John Travolta’s goateed charm alone.

• ‘Daily 10′ [E!]