Boyzone Versus Rihanna’s Entourage

Oh fantastic, I get to talk about Boyzone again! Why? Because the lads are getting into fisticuffs with rival celebrity gangs, that’s why. Apparently the Irish crooners got “all up” in the grill of pop star Rihanna’s entourage in Sydney recently, and their behaviour led to them copping a stern telling off from security.

Pop princess Rihanna’s band got into a drunken brawl with reformed nineties boy band, Boyzone, when they were in Sydney.

The reformed Boyzone – Ronan Keating, Keith Duffy, Mikey Graham, Shane Lynch and Stephen Gately – were in a nightclub during their national promotional visit when they met the superstar’s band.

The trouble was sparked by one of the Irish singers, who had been drinking for six hours, chatting up a girl in Rihanna’s entourage, The Daily Mirror in the UK reports.

Well, Stephen Gately is A Homosexual so it wasn’t him trying to pick up the lass. Ronan Keating, Mikey Graham, Keith Duffy, and Shane Lynch are married (according to Wikipedia), so it wasn’t them either. But wait! We’ve run out of Boyzone members!

So we’re forced to conclude that either one of the wedded singers is doing the dirty on his wife, or Stephen Gately’s taken a sudden nterest in vaginas.

Which is it, Boyzone?

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