Boo! You want a Halloween scare? Go over to RadarOnline.com. Our old friend has been shipped off to an institution by their new adoptive parents and lobotomized, and now spends afternoons staring out a window and mumbling about The Bachelorette and dolphins. We’ve heard the rumours, we just didn’t have the stomach to really face it until today. On the plus side, new tag headings of “Bachelorette, PhotoOp, SeaWorld, and Trista Sutter” should make it all the easier for you to access this empty husk’s growing database of stories on those topics, should you care to. [Radar Online]