5 Secrets Revealed By the New ‘Lost’ Season 5 Poster
· The island escapees have reconvened in Century City.
· Left-behind leaders Juliet and Sawyer are clearly going to “do it.” This will set up a love square that will only reach its last inevitable permutation when a jealous Smoke Monster catches Sawyer and Jack snuggling after a Season 6 CPR session turns unexpectedly amorous.
· Jeremy Davies’s bid to change his season-long “skinny tie” costume to a form-fitting tank top and cutoff jeans has still been rejected by producers.
· The exclusion of original cast members Emilie de Ravin (Claire) and Daniel Dae Kim (Jin) can mean only one thing: a sassy, Private Practice-like spinoff!
· In the tradition of “What’s in the hatch?” and “Who are the Oceanic Six?”, Season 5 will tease out its overarching mystery, “Just how much chest hair does Jack have right now anyway?” for as long as is humanly possible.

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