Young Twinks First Single!

Thanks to reader Alice, here’s what a Young Twinks CD single could look like.

Personally, I am thinking the first Young Twinks release should be a cover of Rod Stewart’s ‘Young Turks’, reinterpreted as a warning against the dangers of premarital sex (being forced to live in a two room apartment that is “jumping every night of the week”, eventually giving birth to perineum-tearingly large ten pound baby boy whilst still a teenager, etc). But that’s just me.

HEY SONY BMG, HOW ARE NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE LADS GOING, PLEASE?

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