Young Twinks Campaign: Get Involved!

Young Twinks is the best idea we’ve ever had around these parts, even if we didn’t actually come up with it and instead stole it from our beloved friends ‘The Gays’. After reading Evie’s comment on today’s earlier post regarding how oddly drawn to the faces of The Virgin Three she feels, I began imagining the sea of photos featuring all three tweentastic faces which would begin appearing everywhere we looked once the triple-Hillsong-threat began releasing horribly overplayed CD single after horribly overplayed CD single.

And I have something to confess… I wanted to see them. Ima messed up, mamma! I knows it! I needs help! It’s like trying to encourage a poltergeist to appear in your house because you’re bored, but I don’t care!

As previously discussed around here, I have no Photoshop skills. But if you’d like to mock up CD covers for Young Twinks (and remember, this gives you the power to name the singles themselves! Disney World was right, imagination is wonderful!) please, please do. And then send the results, no matter how awful, to jess AT defamer.com.au with “Young Twinks” as the subject. It means when I’m going through my gay porn spam in my special alone time, I can take a peak at your magic too. Maybe we’ll assemble together a nice little gallery and really light a fire under the arse of Sony BMG!

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