Would You Pay To See ‘17 Again?’

· Here’s a fresh and intriguing concept: Matthew Perry falls off a bridge (no wait there’s more) and becomes a teenager again. How will he approach high school? First kisses? Getting his licence? The possibilities are endless!
· Did you miss Ellen’s comments today about Sarah Palin’s crusade against gay marriage? It moved us to the point of making us want to find a nice lesbian and settling down.
· Warner Bros. was found not guilty of copyright infringement in a $US40 million lawsuit that claims We Are Marshall ripped off a documentary about the same high school football tragedy. Approached for comment, Marshall star Matthew McConaughey smiled his high-wattage smile and offered reporters a morsel of the most delicious beef they’ve ever tasted.
· “Alyson Hannigan Is Pregnant!” Sorry, brah.
· Mr. Phil is getting sued by the memorabilia dealer who just put O.J. away, for editing his interview to make it seem as if the dealer was agreeing with the talk show host’s incriminating questions about the case. We realise this is just a civil suit, but wouldn’t it be nice if one armed hotel ambush put both O.J. and Phil away?