What Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Choice in Pirate Shirts Can Reveal About This Election

The internecine drama between Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Joy Behar receives the lion’s share of our attention at Defamer, but as we watched today’s show we thought to ourselves, what of the silent war that Hasselbeck’s stylists are clearly waging on her? We’re generous enough to admit that the conservative co-host usually looks on-point (in a chilly, blond, Fox News kind of a way), but on today’s show, her hair was fashioned into a prim “Texas polygamist bride” coiffure that was only outdone by the latest in what has become a Hasselbeck trademark: the pirate shirt.