We’re thrilled to announce a new addition …

We’re thrilled to announce a new addition to the Defamer team today: Please give a warm welcome to Matt McCluskey and Julie Miller—the devious and hilarious minds behind the UTA Job List blog we posted about not long ago. From their Official Bio&trade:

Matt McCluskey and Julie Miller are writers who live in Silver Lake with two tortie cats. Currently, they are dealing with their collective fear of death and actively managing their darkly comedic impulses.

They’ll be contributing on several new features we’ll be sliding down the post-pressing belt in the coming weeks, beginning today with Defamer Horoscopes, your weekly astrological forecast. Should you get that breast enlargement? Sleep with your producing partner’s girlfriend? Hog credit on a project? Let the stars—and McCluskey & Miller—guide your way!