We Had No Idea These Two Were Even A Couple!
Sometimes I feel like my poor brain is bursting with pointless information about famous people. As each day passes, it becomes even more crammed with useless celebrity relationship updates. I like to believe I know exactly who is hooking up and who has broken up, so you can imagine my surprise to learn – like, SEVEN MONTHS AFTER THE FACT! – that Parker Posey is going out with Keanu Reeves!
DID YOU KNOW THIS? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!
And apparently there were recently pregnancy rumours floating around too. Unbelievable. I adore Parker Posey, and Keanu Reeves was my high school obsession (along with Callan Mulvey, Tim Wheeler from Ash, and one photo of Sweat’s Martin Henderson wearing a nice woolly jumper for a Dolly Magazine shoot where I thought he looked like the kind of lad who would make a nice boyfriend and so I cut out the picture and put it beside my bed). I can’t believe they’re together. I can’t believe it took me seven months to find out.
In short, I failed you. I’m sorry.
(Parker Posey clip after the jump, all you fans of The Queen Of Indie).
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I know this sounds really mean, and I loved Keanu beyond reason as a teenager as well, but Parker Posey (who I also adore, for so many reasons, but OMG Best in Show!) seems kind of smart and wouldn’t she find Keanu a little, well, dumb? He’s not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, know what I mean?
I LOVE Parker Posey, but if they have children, i really doubt there’ll be much genetic variation. They look the same!
he’s actually married. has been for years.
it’s why you didn’t react,’cos it was bullshit.
Two things: Keanu’s IQ is 160. He’s very bright in other words. And he’s not dating Parker Posey. Just another wild internet lie. He’s not married either. Still single, still gorgeous. He’s had some tragedies in his life in the love department so I can see why he’s hesitant to get seriously involved with anyone. His girlfriend was killed in a car crash a year after their baby was stillborn.