‘Watchmen’ Brings Its Full CGI Power To Bear on Billy Crudup’s Exposed Wang
For months, fans obsessed with Zack Snyder’s superhero opus Watchmen have harboured fears about the movie’s epic running time, wondering whether the version that comes out in theatres (assuming it ever does) would be cut or uncut. Now, thanks to the HD version of the second Watchmen trailer, we have a new focus for that very same question: Billy Crudup’s bare, cerulean penis! As big blue hero Dr. Manhattan, Crudup spends the bulk of his on-screen time in the buff, and unlike the anachronistically clothed Spartans that starred in Snyder’s 300, the director is allowing Crudup to let it all hang out. So, is it real, or is it CG? The NSFW wang, after the jump:
- In HD trailer, you can see lower Manhattan [Newsarama]
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You know, us fanboys were scared for decades that if they ever did a film adaptation, our blue demigod would be castrated. He has a really small penis in the comics, and I’m glad that not only did they choose to show the member but decided to go through spam to enhance it.
dr. manhattan’s schlong is impressive.
Finally, a chance to tell the story and downplay the nudity. Can America handle it? Most of the rest of the world has been handling it quite nicely for years, thank you very much. And while there are always those who will cringe, close their eyes, cover their children’s eyes (so they aren’t scarred for life…) and pontificate on how the entire moral fabric of society is slowly rotting away, for once, someone had the guts to “let it all hang out”, as it were. And finally, we discover that it’s no big deal after all. Nobody really cares. Nobody’s psyche is maimed for life. Nobody is becoming a sex fiend or falling prey to convulsions of lust. Hey, it’s just a normal human body; nothing to be ashamed of, a work of beauty.
Finally, maybe we can get past this stupid morality barrier and just enjoy the flick!