Watch Joe Biden Dunk Elaine On America’s #1 Married-Lesbian Talk Show

By Kyle Buchanan on October 21, 2008 at 7:32 AM

We’re not exactly sure when Ellen took a complete detour into surreality, but it might have happened on today’s show, when Ellen DeGeneres asked vice presidential nominee Joe Biden to perform the charity-inspired task of throwing balls at a dunk tank. And who would be sitting in said tank, ready to be pitched into the cold water below should one of Biden’s balls hit the target? Seinfeld actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus, because why not.

The resulting spectacle was like a Republican’s fever dream of what could happen should the Obama/Biden ticket make it to the White House: Democrats stoning/drowning innocent straight women in the public square as gay-married lesbians cheer them on. If we only could have brought out Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to do an awkward dance while DJ Tony Okungbowa played “Me So Horny.” Next time, guys!


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