TurnbullMalcolm Is Bored @ Work

malcolmturnbulllll.jpgThat Malcolm Turnbull is a tech-savvy bastard, isn’t he? God bless him, he’s just discovered Twitter and is happily informing the nation of his comings and goings like it’s going out of style.

What sort of thrilling stuff is he up to, I hear you ask?

GIRLFRIEND, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE IT!So far, Malcolm has been:


In Parliament!

Reading the morning papers!

Learning about Twitter!

Getting ready for Question Time!

SITTING IN QUESTION TIME!

Addressing the nation!

Good grief. That’s a busy schedule by anyone’s standards. Did he send the text “addressing the nation” while he was actually addressing the nation? Multitasker!

I anxiously await Malcolm’s Twitter-based heckling of Government speeches. “TurnbullMalcolm is bored by teh milky bar kid, doesnt he no heeps of ppl can speak chinese lol”? It could happen, people!

MORE: Malcolm Turnbull’s Twitter account

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