Travis Barker Not a Fan of Hospital Life, Ex-Wife Shanna Moakler

Though DJ AM was recently welcomed back to Hollywood with a bash fit for our putative next president, his friend Travis Barker remains in the hospital, still recovering from burns sustained from the plane crash that took the lives of their friends. Barker just took to Myspace to update his fans, extending both kudos to the hospital staff and a middle finger to hospital life in general. Also deserving of Barker’s burned digit? The ex-wife who’s begun to incur his ire, Shanna Moakler.

Though press reports said Moakler flew to be with Barker when he was still in a Georgia burn unit, Barker complained (in a missive that was later edited out of his Myspace blog entry) that she hadn’t been to visit him since he was moved to an LA hospital earlier this month. Now, the never press-shy Moakler is brushing off those comments and claiming that she was almost on that fateful flight:

“I was supposed to go with [Travis] to South Carolina, and at the last minute, I had this gnarly feeling and said, ‘I don’t think we should fly together anymore,’ ” she told [Us] in its October 17 issue, which hits stands Friday. “God forbid something ever happened … our kids wouldn’t have both parents. Instead of flying a commercial flight back home, they decided to take a private jet. He e-mailed me pictures of the plane and wrote, ‘It’s really small and scary.’ I had a bad feeling, but didn’t want to sound strange, so I said, ‘Be safe.’ “

…At the end of the interview, Moakler briefly addresses Barker’s comment in a recent MySpace blog that he hasn’t seen her since “the week [he] checked in,” saying that she was “deeply hurt” by the comment, but that the couple share “a love that will always be there.”

“Trav and I are so crazy. We are off for one week, on the next,” she said.

Yes, indeed, what an acute case of amour fou that keeps you from visiting someone you love in the hospital! We’ll be sure to try that next time we forget a birthday or miss an appointment: “Sorry, hon: I was too busy giving quotes to Us Weekly to provide important moral support. You know how it is. Our love is so crazy!”

• Shanna Moakler Says She Was Supposed To Be On Jet With Travis Barker, But Had A ‘Bad Feeling’ [MTV]