The Visitors Cometh

· Add a plate of hamsters to the crafts services table: Defamer favourite V is making its long awaited return, with a remake in development at ABC from Scott Peters, the creator/EP of The 4400. [Variety]
· W. star Josh Brolin is close to signing on as the lead in Jonah Hex, the facially disfigured DC Comics gunslinger, in a movie by the Crank team. Since his recent tasering by overzealous Shreveport law enforcement has left the right side of his face paralyzed already, half the makeup work has already been done! [Variety]
· Eric Bana is negotiating to star in a remake of 2004 French heist drama Le Convoyeur, about an armoured car heist. [Variety]

After the jump: What hunky mystery disease was spotted lunching at The Grill with Seth Rogen?

· Seth Rogen will produce and co-star in I’m With Cancer—an autobiographical spec by Will Reiser about his struggles with the disease—promising to do for chemotherapy what Knocked Up did for morning sickness. [THR]
· Remember the names Kristy Flores, Paul Iacono, Paul McGill, Naturi Naughton, Kay Panabaker, Kherington Payne, Collins Pennie, Walter Perez and Anna Maria Perez de Tagle. Now forget them, because they’re starring in a Fame remake no one is going to give a shit about. [THR]