Sophie Monk Admits She’s Crap In The Sack

Bless her cotton socks – in true Aussie style, Sophie Monk displayed some good old fashioned self-deprecating humour when appearing on 2Day FM’s breakfast show today, confessing to feeling “awkward” about her appearance, and going on to admit she’s probably a dud root.

Speaking on breakfast radio this morning, Monk said she didn’t consider herself to be sexy before revealing what she thought of herself in the bedroom.

“I’m not a very sexy person, I’m very awkward,” the former Popstars babe told the Kyle and Jackie O breakfast show on 2DayFm.

“I’m probably bad in bed actually. I think I am a dud honestly. No one’s going to tell you you’re bad in bed.”

Sophie then has a moment of realisation – she’s sharing this information with the world for no good reason whatsoever!

“Why am I saying all this? You aren’t even asking the questions, I’m just bagging myself.”

I’m sure Paris Hilton’s been saying the same thing around town, don’t you worry. Although my memory of Paris Hilton’s infamous sex video is that of a rather reserved young woman copping a bedroom serve from Shannon Doherty’s ex husband and not looking all that into it, so maybe Benji Madden has a thing for cold fish?

Never mind, Sophie. At least some kindly readers of news.com.au seem prepared to risk disappointment in order to boff you for history’s sake.

chris of gosford writes:

I would give her the benefit of the doubt…but my wife wouldnt be overly happy…

Posted at 3:17pm today

Chris of Gosford (a town renown for its red hot lovers) – tell the missus it’s for research purposes! The nation needs to know whether Sophie’s just inclined to making boudoir-based gags at her expense on radio from time to time, or if she really is dull between the sheets. This is a matter of privacy invading urgency!

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