Russell Crowe Not Entirely Pleased With His Current Hairstyle

Go, Russ, go! South Sydney Rabbitoh’s number one ticket holder Russell Crowe has revealed he’s finding his current hairstyle rather unpleasant. And bless him, he’s found a true blue way to express what’s wrong with it.

(Russell Crowe), who is set to play both the Sheriff of Nottingham and Robin Hood in new movie Nottingham, has had to grow his locks for the roles, but isn’t enjoying his wavy mane.

He said: “I hate having long hair – it’s like walking around with a dead koala on your back.”

Beautiful stuff. If he just used imagery like that in the poems he insists on reading aloud at ceremonies like the BAFTAS, perhaps people would be more into it?

Russ has also piped up about the practical jokes he used to inflict on a young Leonardo DiCaprio when the pair were co-stars on The Quick And The Dead.

Russell also revealed he couldn’t resist pulling pranks on his Body of Lies co-star Leonardo DiCaprio while they were filming the thriller.

“I’d wait until Leonardo was sitting in the make-up chair and I’d walk past him and go ‘Achew!’. Then I would squirt the atomiser of this spray bottle so just little bits of fine mist would form on his face and he’d obviously assume it was mucus.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA (wipes tears from eyes). Russell Crowe, you are off da hook! There’s no stopping you! Will Ferrell spends every night tossing and turning in a fit of sleeplessness spurred on by the horrible thought that one day you will turn your mighty thespian attention toward cinematic frat humour, and then he’ll be out of work! And Pearl will want the rent! And Will Ferrell won’t have it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

If you’ll excuse me, I appear to have gone insane after one day without Clem, so I’ll be self-medicating if you need me.

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