New Images Suggest Britney’s Comeback As Slutty Lobby Waitress Nearly Complete

Hot off the pages of Britney.com, we bring you these stills from the set of “Womanizer”—a new single that announces with a man-hating electrothump that the Queen of Pop is back, and for real this time, dammit. So productive has the New VMA-Festooned Britney become, she plays three separate vixens in this production. In the accompanying photo, Britney is a PVC-bustier-rocking hotel cocktail waitress delivering a snifter of Courvoisier with a snarl, presumably to whichever Timbaland protege produced this song.

More stills after the jump!


Here she sports lacy underthings, an index finger outstretched as if to say, “Seeee? I told you I’d grow back my hair, lose the weight, and not accidentally misplace my kids in the Target housewares section!” And finally, for good measure, we have Britney as a Mia Wallace-channeling secretary, clearly going all 9 to 5 on her womanizing boss. Her range is astonishing.

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