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New Images Suggest Britney's Comeback As Slutty Lobby Waitress Nearly Complete
Posted by Seth at 10:50 AM on October 8, 2008
Hot off the pages of Britney.com, we bring you these stills from the set of "Womanizer"—a new single that announces with a man-hating electrothump that the Queen of Pop is back, and for real this time, dammit. So productive has the New VMA-Festooned Britney become, she plays three separate vixens in this production. In the accompanying photo, Britney is a PVC-bustier-rocking hotel cocktail waitress delivering a snifter of Courvoisier with a snarl, presumably to whichever Timbaland protege produced this song.
More stills after the jump!
Here she sports lacy underthings, an index finger outstretched as if to say, "Seeee? I told you I'd grow back my hair, lose the weight, and not accidentally misplace my kids in the Target housewares section!" And finally, for good measure, we have Britney as a Mia Wallace-channeling secretary, clearly going all 9 to 5 on her womanizing boss. Her range is astonishing.
- World Premiere: Brit's "Womanizer" Video [Britney.com]
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CapnCalamity
Posted 12:31 PM 7/10/08
Dear Britney: you deserve it...
...DAAAYYYYYUUMNNNN!!!!!
CapnCalamity
kookla
Posted 12:23 PM 7/10/08
Alright. If this is how it's gonna be, Seth. I have Britney's last two CDs on my iPod and let me tell you, it guarantees a great workout every time.
There, are you happy now?
kookla
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Posted 11:59 AM 7/10/08
And she still can't actually sing.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
taraniso
Posted 11:55 AM 7/10/08
Love the Brit-Brit.
taraniso
Miss d
Posted 1:15 PM 7/10/08
And not an original idea to be seen or heard...
Never mind - the tweens will have no idea - and your managers will be skimming their 35% before the creditors get a look in.
Miss d
Wazimu
Posted 1:56 PM 7/10/08
Ah, that's the Britney we all know and want to bang.
Wazimu
WGARefugee
Posted 1:50 PM 7/10/08
Can you buy what they lipo'd out of her on Ebay? I'd like to smoke it.
WGARefugee
navstar
Posted 2:27 PM 7/10/08
how easily you all forget. So goes on Jenny Craig for a money and you all want her back??? no way...
navstar
JacobFreeze
Posted 4:34 PM 7/10/08
What a recovery! Britney is an inspiration to fat, bald, crazy people all over the world!
JacobFreeze
Old No.7
Posted 3:22 AM 8/10/08
When did they start making Diet Cheetos?
Old No.7
taraniso
Posted 3:40 AM 8/10/08
I so want to see the 1984 film Crimes of Passion remade with Brit-Brit in the Kathleen Turner role. Hmmmnn. Perhaps Sean Hannity as the crazy street preacher?
taraniso
Citizen Kang
Posted 3:22 AM 8/10/08
I never thought Britney would be able to give me a stiffy again. It's good to have you back, you spectacular piece of trailer trash.
Citizen Kang
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 3:45 AM 8/10/08
Brit Brit looks great but inside, longs for a Costco sized bag o' Cheetos...
Huge Tracts of Land
flamincheeto
Posted 5:32 AM 8/10/08
There she is, the inspiration of my namesake!
flamincheeto
bonniegrrl
Posted 8:12 AM 8/10/08
The Brit is Back! Amen!
bonniegrrl
TheQuestion
Posted 7:47 AM 8/10/08
Okay. I hate to admit it, but I have to admit it. Britney's hot again!! Congrats, you crazy ass trailer park bimbo, YOU ARE BACK!!!
TheQuestion
mfnher
Posted 8:57 AM 8/10/08
@WGARefugee: She did Fig. I'm pretty sure you would not anything that comes out of that. Trust me.
mfnher