MTV Australia’s Darren McMullen Goes Wild!

I have received numerous emails from readers over the past two days alerting me to a SEX SCANDAL! (exact words) involving MTV’s Darren McMullen, someone called DJ Pheebs, and a video featuring Darren getting up to mischief.

Here were my thoughts, in order.

i. Who the hell is Darren McMullen?
ii. Who the hell is DJ Pheebs?
iii. Am I old and out of touch?
iv. Mmmmm, cup of tea would be nice.
v. I will press play on this video I’ve been sent and wait for the debauchery.
vi. This video is, like, three seconds long.
vii. And if someone trying to kiss a girl on the cheek during an interview is a “sex scandal”, then this country has gone tragically soft.

Apparently this all occurred at an Absolut 15 party, and having DJ’d at one of those, I know how CRAZY and WILD the kids get on assorted vodka-based drinks.

To revel in this scandal-I-don’t-actually-get-why-it’s-a-scandal-but-whatevs, go and check out the Pedestrian TV.com link below.

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