More Reasons To Love Snoop…
Snoop Dogg is heading Down Under, and I could not be more excited about it. Especially if his arrival means even more amazing interviews with the rapper in our local rags.
Please note this fine piece from the Daily Telegraph, where we learn the following Snoop facts.
· He was not concerned about being banned from Oz during his Australasian tour, calmly stating (in a haze of smoke, I’d wager) “I am happy to be here. I didn’t worry ‘cuz I never done anything wrong over here, except rock the mic. I knew I would come back to Australia; some people just had a misunderstanding”
· Please note that “I never done anything wrong except rock the mic” will be my response to any angry accusations flung in my direction from this date forward.
· Why did “some people” have a problem with him last time he wanted to tour? “They were just trippin’ on my past as opposed to my future.” FO SHIZZ.
· Which of Snoop’s Aussie homies stepped up to give testimonials regarding his good character? Oh, only Russell Crowe and Eddie McGuire… HOW DID HE AND EDDIE MCGUIRE BECOME FRIENDS?! I don’t even care. Amazing. I want Snoop to become friends with more Australian celebrities, like Sonia Kruger (note to Sonia’s breakfast show producers – get Snoop on the program), and maybe Grant Denyer.
· Snoop’s planning on playing a bit of rugby league while he’s over here, confessing in a chillaxed tone “I think I’ll give it a try when I get to Sydney. I’m gonna try to get 12 points, I ain’t scared.” Specifically aiming for 12 points? He ain’t scared? Unsurprising. The man is a god.
· His current tour is called ‘Smoked Out’. Can’t imagine why “some people” may have thought the man likes to huff on illegal drugs from time to time.
Three cheers for Snoop Dogg, ma nizzles!
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Comments
This is pretty poor journalism. You are taking words out of context…using the title of a tour to determine weather a person takes drugs and write in a sarcastic tone.
Perhaps the writes of this article needs to actually spend some time with the person you are writing about rather than going on hear-say.
Some maturity would also help.
Seriously Steve, if you are this condemning of a blog post I would hate to see your scathing emails to Today Tonight demanding that they spend some time with their dodgy fridge repair men and compo slackers before airing their particular brand of ‘journalism’. Loosen up, fo’shizzle.
P.S. Ed – what happened to your post regarding this? Made me laugh earlier but has since disappeared faster than my superannuation balance.
ED: I had a rethink about the wisdom of putting up an entirely new post in order to mock a comment. It made me sound as though I was having a great big sook, which wasn’t my intention at all. But I’m glad it made you laugh, as brief as its life on the interwebs was…
Wow. Eddie McGuire just got a whole lot cooler. Maybe he and Snoop could put out a new song all about the bling and hoes they gots, and call it “Who wants to be a millionaire?”.