MADONNA IS HEADING TO AUSTRALIA!

Exciting news, pop fans! Apparently Madonna is bringing her latest Sticky And Sweet tour to Australia, which is something that’ll no doubt thrill men around the country!

Hardcore fans of Madge who may or may not be members of that fabulous pink mafia known as The Gays TM will be ecstatic over the opportunity to see their icon give her first performances down under in fifteen years, whilst the lads physically attracted to Madonna (and willing to snuggle with gristle/schedule sex between her work outs at the gym/forsake sausages on Christmas Day a la Guy Ritchie) can duke it out with baseball player A-Rod for her affections. Perhaps the next Mr Ciccone will be an Aussie? IT’S POSSIBLE!

First Madonna was coming to Australia. And then she wasn’t coming. Now this morning on Channel Seven’s Sunrise Molly Meldrum confirmed that Madonna is infact bringing her Sticky And Sweet Tour to Australia after all, and it could be as early as January 2009.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ETC!

According to Sunrise there are two promoters fighting over Madonna right now, and ticket prices are yet to be confirmed. It’s also unknown whether she will bring the entire stage and production elements of the Sticky And Sweet Tour, or if it will be a scaled back version of the show.

Madge Unplugged? Puh-lease. It’s not 1994. We want loud noises and bleeps and lighting and dancers and the whole shebang! Also, since there’s no way in hell I’ll be able to afford a ticket, can someone buy me one? Or send me pictures from their phone while I jive around to ‘Hung Up’ in my lounge room? Cheers.

Thanks to Adem With An E for the heads up about Madonna’s return to Oz.

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