Kylie News: Minogue The Elder To Make Brief Appearance In Comedy Show We’re Unfamiliar With

Cleverly distracting the nation from news she may bloody well be appearing in a Kathy Lette-penned musical (seriously, I am still a bit weirded out by that), not to mention Jason Donovan’s recent revelations they first did it in a Travel Lodge, it seems Kylie’s “people” have leaked news to the press that our very own princess of pop is appearing in a comedy show we’ve never heard of and may not ever get to see! Fantastic!

KYLIE Minogue will feature in a new comedy sketch show in Britain.

The Australian pop singer has filmed a special guest appearance in London for new BBC3 show Horne and Corden, starring British actors Mathew Horne and James Corden.

Look, obviously I’m a fan of shitful and worthless news reports, but even I’m left to ask the gods whether this career development is really worthy of press in her home country?

And look out, kids, cos here comes a massive comedy spoiler!

In one scene, Minogue is walking along as a love-struck Horne appears to run towards her, the Daily Mirror reported today.

Just when it looks as though the pair will embrace, Horne runs past and Minogue realises the object of his affections is behind her.

HAHAHAHAHA THAT WILL COME OUT OF NOWHERE BECAUSE TRADITIONALLY KYLIE HAS BEEN THOUGHT OF AS A VERY SEXUALLY DESIRABLE PERSON SO WE WILL ALL THINK THE MAN IS RUNNING TO HER BUT BAM! NO WAY! THE MAN DOESN’T WANT HER! THIS UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS WILL DEFINITELY BRING THE LULZ!!!!!

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