Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Renew Their Vows

Awww, if this isn’t the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard… Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have taken time out of their busy schedules to renew their wedding vows in the city of temporary love Las Vegas.

Hmm, upon reflection, it isn’t the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard. That would have to be the tale of the chimpanzee who is raising white tiger cubs in South Carolina, but hey, this is a story, it involves a few famous people, and we’ve got nothing on. Let’s investigate.

Jennifer Lopez and singer husband Marc Anthony have secretly renewed their wedding vows more than four years after they married, according to US reports.

The celebrity couple are understood to have said ‘I do’ all over again at a ceremony in Las Vegas in the early hours of Sunday morning after partying at a nightclub.

A married couple drunkenly eloping? Perhaps things haven’t been working out between them, and they naively assumed whilst under the influence that pulling a Britney Spears would get their union annulled by a judge so each of them needn’t technically indulge in another messy divorce.

Or, you know, maybe they’re just still as mad about each other as they were when they first fell in love. Sure, most people wait til “significant” anniversaries to reaffirm their commitment to each other (say, a ten or twenty year celebration), but we have to remember this is Jennifer Lopez we’re talking about! We need to start thinking in the marital equivalent of dog years. Four years of marriage for J.Lo is like, forty for a normal person!

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