Is Ruby Rose Destined To Be Used By Experimental Girls With Boyfriends For All Eternity?

I have been very open about my desire to see Jess of The Veronicas ditch her ridiculously pretentious rock’n'roll boyfriend Azaria (from the band formerly known as The Follow and now apparently known as theArt – you may take a moment to furiously vomit blood upon reading that, if you like) in favour of MTV VJ – and, more importantly, Jess’ favourite same-sex pash partner – Ruby Rose. But you know what? If things can’t work out between Jess and Ruby Rose, then I just want Ruby Rose to be happy.

So when I heard she’d been stepping out with another young hot lady, this time Samantha Downie of Australia’s Next Top Model fame, I was pleased for her. But what’s this? The hottie has a boyfriend and her experience with ladytime has been filed under Drunken Fun? And her appearance on the arm of Ruby Rose won’t be resulting in a Lohan-Ronson like relationship?

This feels like deja vu, people.

She kissed a fellow Australia’s Top Model contestant on a wild night out, but despite turning up at a star-studded party with openly-gay MTV presenter Ruby Rose, Samantha Downie has no plans to do it again.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Still…. tell us more, Daily Telegraph gossip gurus!

The pair set tongues wagging on Wednesday night when they turned up together at the Rolling Stone magazine revival party in Sydney. To add fuel to the fire, many at the party were aware of Rose’s admiration for the stunning brunette.

“Samantha Downie (the dark horse eliminated just before the final two) is possibly the world’s most beautiful creature,” she wrote in her column in The Sunday Telegraph in July.

I wonder how Jess from The Veronicas felt about that column, eh?

Despite Ruby Rose’s crush, Samantha appears to be disappointingly adamant that there is no funny business going on.

But she insists she has a boyfriend back in Melbourne and she and Rose are just good friends.”It was just a “drunken pash,” she said. “I wouldn’t have done that sober.”

Oh, that’s how it starts, Samantha. By the way, she’s referring to her time tongue wrestling with fellow ANTM contestant Leiden Kronemberger there. Don’t get excited and think she’s talking about Ruby Rose like I first did, only to be crushed by the wave of reality.

Nevertheless, apparently Ruby Rose still has a Secret Girlfriend TM – and it appears we can confirm it’s not a pop star from a weirdly twincestuous duo, nor is it an Australia’s Next Top Model star – so maybe one day we’ll actually see the pair out in the limelight, and this fine nation of ours can finally enjoy following the loving antics of a Bi-Lo version of Lindsay and Samantha we can call our own.

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