Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 10/15 — “I saw Ryan Gosling and mystery girl (not Rachel McAdams ZOIKS!) outside of the UCB theatre on Wednesday. He was laughing and trying to put her inside of his jacket. She was text messaging, or bothering with her phone, and trying to avoid getting burnt by his lit cig. They looked happy and oblivious.” [Zoiks indeed! Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com. And watch your hair, young lady!]