Even Ellen’s Visual Aids Can’t Help Audrina Make Sense of Lauren’s Fling with Justin Bobby

After so many seasons of shared LOLs, the relationship between Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge appears to have come to an unfortunate, WTF-tinged end. Rumors are flying that Conrad betrayed her friend by hooking up with Patridge’s vacant, hirsute ex-boyfriend Justin “Bobby” Brescia, and today, Patridge took to the Ellen DeGeneres Show to further fan the flames. A clearly mystified DeGeneres tried to sort out the “who’s zooming who” particulars with the help of some visual aids, but only a Hills aficionado could make sense of a backstory so simultaneously convoluted and uneventful. Still, all the Dermalogica face cleanser in the world can’t hide Patridge’s newfound loneliness. Stay strong, auburn-haired one! [The Ellen DeGeneres Show]