Did You Enjoy Chris Brown’s Performance On Idol Last Night?
Well, did you? Personally I find his music stunningly dull and I cannot fathom why he’s sold Dido-esque numbers of his album to my fellow countrymen, and I thought his live performance took crap to new heights, but what do I know? Nothing. I don’t even know why I’m here. I think my parole officer arranged something with the internet.
Anyway, turns out one thing that most definitely is impressive about Chris Brown is the size of his… entourage.
Recording his appearance on the Channel 10 talent show, Brown turned up on set with an entourage of 36, including his own barber, a trainer and even his mum (who doubles as his manager).
His mother is his manager? Oh, that’ll end well. Right, Usher?
The posse could have passed as a rent-a-crowd, with producers forced to open an adjoining studio to house them – then ferried in over $1000 worth of fried chicken and pizza to feed the horde.
Good god, that doesn’t sound very healthy at all. I do hope our actual Idols stayed away from those greasy plates.
Also, I am sad that Roshani has left. I liked her. But she’ll probably do a Ricki-Lee and sign to a smaller label and have a better career than most of her fellow contestants, so I shouldn’t worry too much.
ARIA GOSSIP! Ricki-Lee took a couple of the Idols out with her after the ARIA ceremony last week, and tried her darndest to introduce them as potential clients to the folk behind her own solo career. My understanding is that Roshani was one of those Idols. So my prediction may not be too far off after all!
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You sound old and jaded. Chris Brown is an excellent role model for the young and old who enjoy his music. I wonder how well you’d do dancing like him? Just who takes your fancy? Roshani? Hmm Chris Brown vs Roshani? Wonder who’s gonna get farther?
The sooner Roshani comes to terms with her inevitable future in the Young Divas, the better.
that ‘performance’ from chris brown was ridiculous. sounded like someone just pressed play on the ipod and he was miming to the music. I guess the 12 yr old girls ‘going crazy’ in the front row didn’t really care, they got their mugs on the tv, although briefly.
i hope that at some point in the next 10 yrs he turns around, looks at some footage of himself ’singing’ to that shit and pretending to dance and thinks about himself – WHAT A FUCKWIT!!
Whoa up Mayabella, Jess did nothing wrong in this article, except for maybe rock the mic!
ED: ZING! And also, a massive “laugh out loud” over here at Defamer Australia HQ. Well executed!
Why thank you, I’m here all week