Did Ruby Rose And Vanessa Amorosi REALLY Get It On After The ARIAs?

Oh my god. You know when we discussed the ARIA Awards and I asked which straight girl Ruby Rose ended up having a Sappholiciously good time with, and then added that my money was on Vanessa Amorosi being the lucky lass on the receiving end of a pash from the MTV host? I was just kidding!

I only mentioned Vanessa in the first place because she was the person who came immediately to mind when I put the words “tattoos” and “pop singer” in my Very Special Mental Database Of Worthless Popculture Knowledge, but if tabloid reports are indeed correct, it turns out I am more in sync with Ruby Rose’s taste in women than I ever imagined..

Melbourne girls, songbird Vanessa Amorosi and VJ Ruby Rose, were spied snogging at the post-ARIAs shindig.

A number of guests saw the incident, but Amorosi’s manager, Ralph Carr, said he couldn’t confirm or deny the romantic embrace. “They were hanging around together having some fun,” he said. “I’ve had a few emails from people asking me if anything did occur.”

Nice work, Ralph. A same-sex dalliance is far better publicity for your client than Vanessa’s other recent claim to fame, being the warbler of choice for all Melbourne gang-related functions, if you ask me. Don’t deny any of it! Keep the lesbian fires burning!

Frankly, I’m still in shock about having jokingly put two attractive young celebrities together and making a gag about them hooking up, only to later discover they actually did. I feel like a god now. I must wield this new power carefully, lest Denise ‘Ding Dong’ Drysdale end up mating with Jonathan Pease.

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